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National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good
„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“
Drop kick your little sister day
Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”
Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.
Person 1: What’s the date?
Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.
Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.
Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.
Most American day of the year!
July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!
A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in
Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”
July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no
You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!
So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.