issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

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Jump on the scrape

A song by the big upcoming rap group Nump. Possibly the best rap song ever known to the bay area.

Cool Guy 1: {Y0 br@h y0u h3rd ~"I g0t grapez?"~}
Cool Guy 2: {N@hh br@h that's 0ld $chool M3ssy I be bumpin ~"Jump on the scrape"~}

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shark jump

abbreviation for shark jump episode

that was the shark jump.

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jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

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Jump In The Pool

Originates from rapper Phanatik's song Pool Party, off the recent 2010 album, Party Over Here.

1. It means to engage in sexual activity, not just intercourse, but also masturbation, mutual masturbation, oral sex, and stripping/ dirty dancing.

2. If you are sexually active, you jump in the pool. If you DIVE in the pool, you enjoy sex and do it often. If you're a virgin or a born again virgin, you do NOT jump in the pool.

3. Can also refer to an orgy, like if someone asks if you've been to a pool party recently.

Do YOU jump in the pool?

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poop jump

When a person jumps in to a body of water pooping in mid-air.

A man poop jumps off the 40 foot cliff.

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jumping the mile

To be going ahead of a trend in a doubtful manner

He be jumping the mile with those shoes.

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