Random
Source Code

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

6👍 5👎


Glizzy Nip Knobs

Similar to 'Corn Handles', these are the grips you poke into the ends of your hot dog so you don't get hot dog juice all over yourself.

Hey can you please pass the glizzy nip knobs? I am getting glizzy juice all over myself.

by LongTanAndHandsome August 13, 2020


slosh my knob

Sloshing the knob is a phrase for a blowjob.

Sloshing is the noise of water or liquid (an onomatopoeia).

Knob is slang for a penis.

Hence, sloshing the knob constructs the imagery of a blowjob.

Variations include sloshing the knob, sloshing my knob, would you like your knob sloshed, and so forth.

Daniel: Hey, want to slosh my knob?
Alyssa: Not now, I have morning breath.

by secretyellowjedi May 8, 2011


Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome

by A total slag March 31, 2022


Calm your knob

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."

by Annon665 December 5, 2021


spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician February 25, 2016


Juicy knob gobbler

That girl/boy who repetitively gobbles knob with some type of juice, this girl/boy could also be know as a cock gobbler

"That girl was gobbling some knob the other day"
Then one may se she is a juicy knob gobbler

by Oidyoi July 11, 2016