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A "Lonely Larry" is a person who is not included or is rejected to a group. He/She is usually seen by themselves at parties, games, etc.
This term is derived from a person named Coleman Bauer. He was referred to as a "Lonely Larry" while being seen to be by himself while others were enjoying a great time. The originator is most likely Carson Ciamaichelo, his arch-nemesis.
Isaiah: Hey, Carson look at that kid over there...
Carson: Yeah, what about him?
Isaiah: What a Lonely Larry!
Originally founded as The Lawrence Institute of Technology in the early twentieth century, LIT eventually evolved into an institution highly influenced by IBM's Watson and his credo "THINK". So, the school was renamed the Lawrence Institute of Thinkology. In the seventies, after The Beatles breakup and the failure of Mao's Cultural Revolution, there was a universal trend to "become less deified". "Lawrence" was then replace by "Larry" and that's how the school got its present name.
I think I went to the Larry School of Thinkology. At least I think I did.
A blowjob.
Girl: Hey, I heard you’re free this weekend. Want a larry special?
Boy: Hell yeah! Why wouldn’t I?
A Legless Larry is someone who has no legs to stand on. Typically someone who exudes false confidence to hide the fact that they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about
LL: You look like a fool, only feds tuck in their shirts
You: Eat shit you Legless Larry, you know nothing that’s why you have no friends
That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!
Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1's new post?Literal Larry rocks!
Slang used for cocaine - commonly because after you do it, your face is smushed and "krinkled" after doing a rail
Hey Bro, you trying to score a bag of Larry Krinkleface for the party tonight?