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The 2008 American Presidential election
Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
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The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.
Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.
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Colecovision. Original Donkey Kong. Respect it.
Do you guys wanna play some Qbert?
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If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"
Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."
Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."
Ho - "Yes Daddy"
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a twink named stefan will sell you his last word video so you can get your revenge on locals and newgens and a famous video he made was last word ugly nigga adn the poorons stole because he didnt say a specific name and then an ugly tranny named blaire started making his own last word for cheaper for the poorns that cant afford it and the smiling man local
local newgen: ew ur using smiling girl i could never
known oldegen : last word ugly nigga
Someone in a group dies on a journey
Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.
do you smell that?! its the ghost of last nights dinner! Peeeeuuuuu!