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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.

last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.

by theguywiththesmallpeen August 22, 2022


Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 8, 2013


love laziness

Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.

1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.

by Bluejones December 10, 2022


lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 1, 2014


Foxy lazy

Laying around the house naked

She was watching tv bring foxy lazy

by Robin of Foxley September 27, 2020


Lazy Damian

A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.

-Have you seen Steven today in school?

-No, he has been playing Smite all night.

-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.

by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017


Lazy man's wheelbarrow

A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.

I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.

by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019