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a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.
I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.
When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world
wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy
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when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
A person that continuously leaves group chats with no explanation.
This person just did a left chat patty
When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.
"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."