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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
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A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
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When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.
He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.
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When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
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