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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!
Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
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When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.
He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.
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omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.
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word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.
hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!
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to break off dating a guy that is a douche
I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!
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When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
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