Balpha Male

A person who attempts to embody the traditionally assertive, dominant qualities of an "Alpha Male" while still primarily displaying the more reserved, submissive traits of a "Beta Male."

A social role characterized by an unsuccessful or overcompensating attempt to exhibit leadership, dominance or assertiveness typically associated with Alpha Males.

Despite his best attempts, a Balpha Male often reveals his Beta tendencies, leading to amusing or awkward social interactions.

shreta male

the mushroom wojak but instead of a based reddit sigma male its a beta fuck head, you can usually find them in the wild next to the shrigma or shalpha males, they are the tiny mushrooms the size of a pinky finger.

Shrigma male: (based) Bro Ezekial is such a shreta male, he is like 10 times less our size.

Shalpha male: (also based) fucking shreta.

Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.

Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol

Ese (male)

Extremely sexy dark skin n**** with third mainland bridge cock , very rich most times and always confident in decision making

If you meet an Ese (male)Keep him at all times or run far away cause his cock is too big for your

Nak Male

The most down bad a male can become. So far down, he has somehow looped back around and become an alpha-nak male. This entails that he no longer has a foot in the race but insists that he is the top of the food chain. Alpha-nak males should be deprived of attention at all costs or they may multiply like bacteria.

"Dude, that guy is such an alpha, I think I may have to step down as pack leader..."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."

celery male

Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.

"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."