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She left looking for sun on the beach :(
Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
Two people with an amazing bond are in a relationship who are deeply and madly in love with each other and will continue their relationship to the end.
Girl: I want a Romeo and Maria relationship.
Boy: They are such a perfect match.
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!
“The Mexican Martha Stewart” famous for her Salsa, crafts and interior design. Rose to fame on Instagram. Know for her defined Latin curves and raza lifestyle.
Tia Maria is the Mexican Martha Stewart
A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful
Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?
Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!