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Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics
Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong
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When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
A nickname for a maximum security prison.
I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.
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Healthy and hard sex of two men
Max Glukhov is a good friend of mine
My name is Max Glukhov
Do you want to max Glukhov me?
The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.
2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
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Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."