When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub
Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night
Giving someone a blowjob at midnight
I was midnight blowing
A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?
Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
exercising as i like to call it
i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.
Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.