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Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!
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The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!
When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed
Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"
An abnormally dense casserole dish of baked spaghetti
“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.
5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship
Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift