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The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
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Someone who is an amazing athelete. She is nice to everyone and likes hanging out with anyone. She has gorgeous eyes that will make you melt. She has trouble with boys, but has amazing friends who help her get through it. She is fun to be around.
Morgan Waller is so amazing :)
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An AMAZING WONDERFUL blue eyed girl that is the best person ever!! She will light up your day no matter what mood she is in and even when she feels like crying she stays strong! She is the strongest girl I know and the only girl I know that is the sweetest girl ever but can defiantly fight and never backs down. She is smart and is the best athlete she pushes until she succeeds! She lights up my world even when she cant light up her own! I love her!! <3
amazing beautiful smart athletic Morgan Krieger
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When an ugly, slightly chubby weeb jerks off to much and gets his bellybutton full of cum then has his golden retriever lick it off.
Aww man my friend did a Dirty Morgan so many times last night
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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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She is an amazing gacha and roblox video maker and she is on youtube, she is very pretty!
Morgan Gacha & Roblox is my favourite youtuber
The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!
Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.