mayo mouth

extreme dry mouth reminiscent of someone eating macaroni salad with their mouth open. The mouth is so dry that a thick, white paste forms, often in the corners of the lips.

Since the winter started I've had an extreme case of mayo mouth.

Fountain Mouth

The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.

I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.

clam mouth

A girl who is giving a blow-job and she's using her teeth or bites down.

Not doin that again shes a clam mouth.

Cracker Mouth

The dry, sticky feeling you get in your mouth after eating those peanut butter cracker things.

"Toss me a few waters bro, I got a bad case of cracker mouth."

Mouth Dandy

50's slang for receiving a blow job.

Hey Hun, thanks for the swell martini. How about a terrific mouth dandy?

Mouth Bidet

When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole

Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet

Zombie Mouth

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.

This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth