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Boys who have girlfriends on myspace theyve never met....
tyler edelman: "phone with sarah!"
nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"
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Any person, (usually a thirteen year old girl), who takes photographs of himself/herself at strange angles and styles his/her hair in a way that looks "scene" enough for a "MySpace pic". (***extra points for editing the photos with PhotoShop or having an iPod mini in the photos). Also, in these photos, the MySpace Whore may be wearing mismatched colors, typically bright ones like magenta or electric blue. (***extra points if wearing a graphic tee shirt ---especially if it has thunder bolts). You may find that in real life, a "MySpace Whore" you know appears to be a normal person. This MySpace Whore is an example of a mild case, (known as a "poser" by other MySpace Whores). Extremist MySpace Whores, sometimes confused with "emos", actually cut their hair in strange fashions and get weird piercings. A key aspect to a MySpace Whore is indeed his/her MySpace. The Friend List of a MySpace Whore typically runs from 1,000 - 400,000 strangers who could be confused, at a glance, with said MySpace Whore. (This is due to the EXTREME conformist practices of MySpace Whores across the U.S). When it comes down to it, the actual gender of a MySpace Whore is really quite trivial; boys and girls get the same haircuts, and every one of them is supposedly bisexual. These people were a major problem from late 2004 and although most have quieted down since mid 2006, some exist today in small pockets of New Jersey and Wasington State. "Myspace Whore" might as well be used synonymously with "attention whore." The typical "MySpace Whore" 'loves' Panic! at the Disco, dinosaurs (rawwwrrrr), and polka dots. Look for them hanging around a 7-11 on a Saturday night.
The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
ZOMG IT'S BECKIIIEEEE!!!11!!!1! (MYSPACE WHORE :-*)♥™
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When you are accused of cheating on your spouse late at night or looking for bootycalls at 3am because you fell asleep without logging out of myspace.
Trina: Josh! you jerk, I seen you online at 3am, sent you a message and you didn't even respond!
Josh: Baby, I was myspace sleep
Trina: Liar, its over!
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A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends
I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.
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a myspace name is a nickname a person uses as their name on myspace. it often rhymes and is composed of two words the first, being their first name, the second being either their middle name or a noun or adjective or acronym. these two words often start with the same letter.Some people set their second half of their myspace name in brackets. It gives people with boring names a sense of origninality.Its most popular among the scene kids.
"Billy:omg! i saw Stephanie Scenecore at Gone Baby Gone last week!
Sue:Stephanie who?
Billy:Stephanie Scenecore, its her myspace name
Sue: OH YEAH! shes the one that has that contest site!"
other various made up examples:
"Kayla {Kick-Off}"
"Via Ellie Top"
"ValeriexxxVegas"
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Typically the most useless of people in this world. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is the epidemic of all kinds. But due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.
Take example: The MySpace Ho.
-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."
-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.
MySpace Pathetics.
MySpace Ho-
*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.
MySpace Pimp-
*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.
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1) (v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace by leaving comments and sometimes perverted messages.
2) When the same individual uses Myspace to meet women in the real world.
1) Stop MySpace pimping, wigga. You ain't gonna get nowhere.
2) How'd he meet that new fat chick of his?
He was MySpace pimping the other day.
Ohhhh.. *barf*
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