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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 10, 2011


natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.

Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.

by tomdeeds January 30, 2024


Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 May 25, 2011


Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018


naturalize

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.

The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.

To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.

A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.

As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.

by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019


crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017


Natural Swag

When you put that shit on without trying. Swag is on another level 🔥

First person “I copied his outfit how come it doesn’t fit me like how it fits him” The Reply “it’s because he has natural swag bro”

“I put this shit on without trying because of that natural swag I have”

“Yo zag how come when I copied your outfit it doesn’t hit the same” “natural swag bro”

by Zagbros7 December 7, 2024