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kitty needs lathing

Woman needing oral sex

My kitty needs lathing baby

by Dalva69 September 22, 2015


learning needs

the specific necessities of apprenticeship

sabrinas learning needs are different than those of victoria.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016


Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2023


five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.

I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!

by sbvsblw October 4, 2022


polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2021


one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.

Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

by Aspiring Hoe June 15, 2024