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An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."
When I takes a look around
I see the whole world going down
From the look in your eyes I can tell
You see what I'm seeing
Once again I start to sink
I reach for you, my missing link
Like it or not, I'll keep you going down with me
You came to me
Dying to save my soul
But there was nothing
Nothing for you to grab a hold
You thought you faith was strong enough
To save a drowning man
You lost your footing reachin' for my hand
You lost your faith when I pulled you in
Gave you nothing to believe in
Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again
Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again
Tooled with damnation I
Penetrated your soul
Knew you needed something to fill
That gaping hole
So I gave you nothing, everything I had
Is that why your pretty little eyes are
Lookin' so sad
Together We’ll Never
Understand
Together we'll never
I had
Have to see the world again
To pull you down
Together we'll never
It gets so lonely
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
With nothing to believe in
Nothing
Never Gonna Give You Up Lyrics
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Repeat 2x)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you(Repeat 2x)
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics by Rick Astley is a song you can sing to your friends only on April Fools Day.
When you revive someone as Mercy in Overwatch she will shout "Heroes Never Die!"
When you watch a movie when someone is about to die, you shout HEROES NEVER DIE!
When you revive someone as Mercy from Overwatch, she will shout "Heroes Never Die!"
A: man, i was so frightened she would die, i literally shouted HEROES NEVER DIE!
B: wow, they gave her a big buff.