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''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
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a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
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Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.
(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!
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Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).
Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.
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Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh
When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.
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after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit
cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."
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