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A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
Two woman who have slept with the same man
When Chelsea drinking slept with Kirsty’s boyfriend she was too ashamed to admit they were now meat mates
A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia
- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate
A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.
"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"
this is used when you don’t know what else to say or you want to be like alex or you can say bruh m8
my dad “i’ve just had a divorce with your mother”. me “ bruh mate
Your one and only when it comes to food. You would rather die than ever eat with anyone else😂