working on me

A phrase that when used by females means they are avoiding a relationship to pursue a sexually active lifestyle.

Yeah you're nice, but I'm working on me

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Fag Work

When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .

"Man, my boss has got me doing the fag work today. "

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Work bukake

When your coworkers all leave early sticking you alone to do a project.

Dude you wanna go out for drinks? I'd love to but I just got a work bukake.

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Ground work

Ground work, aka, laying the foundations, is the process of developing an early stage relationship between two attracted persons in order to pursue a person for sexual activities and/or a relationship

person a; "So whats happening with you and rebecca?

Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"

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baroque works

baroque works was an organisation in one piece that is ruled by the shichibukai Sir Crocodile, it is made up of former bounty hunters . They are bent on ruling Alabasta and obtaining military might with the ancient weapon Pluton. There ranking of the men are in numbers, example Mrs 3 is stronger than Mrs 7. The women are ranked by days, example Miss All- Sunday is more important than Miss Monday.

Baroque Works:

Mrs 0 & Miss All-Sunday
Mrs 1 & Miss Double
Mrs 3 & Miss Goldenweek

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woman's work

n. when a female is "riding" (bouncing on) a male's penis during anal sex, leaving the male doing nothing

"What kind of sex did you and Kelly have in the office yesterday?"

"Anal sex. She did all of the woman's work while I just laid back and did nothing."

"Lucky. When I had sex with her, she put a dildo on, and made me do all of the woman's work."

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work break

Brief interval between answering/generating funny/rude email, checking portfolio/bank balances, chatting, shopping online, checking messengers, playing online games, getting coffee/snacks/gossip/jokes in breakroom, updating resume', smoking/snorting/chewing/shooting/huffing while appearing busy to superiors at current place of employment

'brb, Fearless Leader is heading this way, gotta take a work break'

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