Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him
HE IS HIM
Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.
You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.
AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!
bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid
Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
Real him not sheé im
Real him not sheé im
when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him
When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane