The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM

Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

Real him not sheé im

Real him not sheé im

Real him not sheé im

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.

daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him

Chưng him

Hưng's dick

Chưng him to và dài quá

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane