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unique against-the-system white girl syndrome

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.

"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

by Inumeration July 15, 2016

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


white based named paging system

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.

The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

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Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.

Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

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two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system

Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.

Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.

The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.

by Edwin Eugene Bagley May 27, 2018

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this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 22, 2021

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Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 7, 2019

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by May 2, 2023

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