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Obama supporters
Definition: (n).
Largely anti-patriotic, weak-minded liberals who are drawn to idiotic ideals . One of the their defining factors lies in their lack of educational experience in American History 101, U.S. History 102, and 103, and Micro and Macro Econonomics. Most Obama supporters are also characterized by not knowing why they believe what they believe, often citing "the polls" or "the media'' as a valid source of information. A very denial-prone group, Obama supporters seem to over look anti-American political connections, past voting records, and presentation gaffes (an unrealistic example of this being forgetting the number of states that comprise the U.S.). When debating with an Obama supporter, words such as "change" and "hope" often commically arise (in such cases it is necessary to over-look the naivete of such utterances). In regards to "change," Obama supporters often forget that this verb can often procede in a negative direction, simply repeating what networks such as CNN or MSNBC decide is an important factor. In regards to this cultish and childish leash that is wrapped around most Obama supporters necks by main-stream media, they often focus on negativity such as denying the fact that the economy benefited 7 out of the God-given 8 years that President Bush held the whitehouse and focusing on the last year which marked a down-turn brought on by past democrat leaders such as Bill Clinton (this fact is very ironic since most Obama supporters contribute this down-turn to President Bush's spending which will be substantially greater under Obama's direction). Obama supporters also show a tendancy to take pride in weakness and insecurity, pushing for a ban on hand-held firearms and rifles (this also shows their un-constitutional nature due to 2nd amendment right violation). On their behalf, this shows much faith in human love and peace, however naive it may appear. It also gives the "lower-class" Obama claims he wants to re-distribute wealth to the chance expand black markets due to the inability of citizens to defend themselves and their neighbor hoods. Obama supporters are often associated with poor mathematical skills: Following is a "proof"
the top 1 percent of income earners pay 40 percent of the income taxes; the top 5 percent pay 60 percent; the top 10 percent pay 71 percent; the top 25 percent, 86 percent; and the top 50 percent, 97 percent
Obama claims he will give tax cuts to 95% of the population.
38% are already not paying income-taxes = do the math
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"Look at that Obama supporter giving his hard earned money to the government"
Synonyms: Socialists, Marxists, Lenonists, extremists
"Look at that Obama supporter giving his hard earned money to the government"
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a nigger who was born before wedlock
our friend jamal is an obama bastard
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A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.
Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"
Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."
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when having sex with a girl, you use words such as "future", "change", and "hope", getting her to believe everything because you are black and she has to believe it or she's considered racist. after your extended rambiling and stumbiling of words you don't finish because you have no condom and abortion is wrong, so u pull out, beat the shit out of her and steal her tv.
shit son, tonight after the debate im gonna crank that obama!
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a black person who is white on the inside.
Wayne Brady might be African, but hes Obama black.
Darnell listens to weezer, hes totally Obama black
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1)a KKK member without the suit on
2)all the people who rioted outside the white house, for no reason other than hating on Obama
3)all the retards that voted for George Bush
4)people who think global warming will melt all the "mexicans"
5)anyone who thinks people with brown skin want to bomb them
6)People who thought voting for Obama would end the recession, make them skinny, make them rich, explain what Canada is, make life cheap, make them skinny, or give them a ferrari overnight
(watching riots outside the white house)
Terrance: Can you believe this, those guys are calling Obama a Nazi.
Philip: Wait, isnt that a Neo Nazi tattoo on that guys arm?
Terrance: Sure is, typical Obama Haters
Phillip: Dude, does that guy really have three arms?
Terrance: Sure does, typical inbreeding Obama Haters
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To change something in a way so subtly that the changes goes unnoticed.
Derrick: "Notice anything different?"
Ron: "No, what happened?"
Derrick: "I obama changed my whole living room, I moved that picture three inches to the right"
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