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When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.
Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
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When someone who is a jock or anywhere near sporty gets in your way.
guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
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Following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. Usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having "only a few beers".
Victor: Man I was so faded last nite, Danny if you hadn't cop blocked me last nite I would have pulled over and busted for sure.
Danny: Yeah man I cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.
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the one boy in ya hood who u no run that shit and could end u in a heart beat.
yea that boy be the blockburna
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When an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up. They lack of certifications and maturity. They are All together useless and a liability
Smith acted cocky and has proven to be a bigger cinder block than Caroline.
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when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints
Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes
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A Block Baby is the child of a woman that doesn't know who the father of the baby is. In other words it could be anyone on the block. Therefore, it also insinuates she's a hoe.
Person 1: Did you see her baby? He's so cute.
Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.
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