Whenever something is cool or awesome.
"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."
When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers
“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”
When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"
Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".
Fred - Bummer dude....
A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"
Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."
Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"
Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"
Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"
Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."
^ Anna is having a Mind Beating
Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing
Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks
when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.
Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?
Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick