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Similar any event, person, or activity that one prevent one from spening time with his/her friends or bros.
My parents always bro-block me, they never let me go to parties.
Joe's girlfriend consitently bro-blocks him, always demanding that he spend time with her and not with his bros.
A younger brother who is a better bro and/or friend than the world could offer.
"Yo when in doubt I call my bo bro for advice."
"Ive been sad lately but my bo bro bought me a mini fridge and now Im as cheerful as can be."
Noun: Someone who's incredibly ridiculous actions lead you to say, "Dang Bro!"
Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Noun- Mike is such a Dang Bro... I can't believe he shit in that trash can at Taco Bell.
Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
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A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
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A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
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#1: Bro's before Ho's.
#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
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A snow cone with alcohol in it
Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?
Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!
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When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
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