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the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it
after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
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To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.
After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.
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when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.
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Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.
"Yo what are you about to do after work."
"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."
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when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch
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Somewhere where someone has pooped on the couch
HEY THERE IS A BROWN SPOT ON THE COUCH WHO DID IT???
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From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
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