A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40
"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"
usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.
1: hey man you should meet my school parent.
2: wow they sound cool!
do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
Old ass 2010-2012 Facebook memes that your cringey ass white parents show you to make them seem cool but you cringe instead
Mom: *shows pic of a funny face with a white font typed over it*
Kid: oh god parent memes *cringe*
1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them
2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such
1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school
2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day
When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.
I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.