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A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.
My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.
My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..
parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
When a child allows their parents to yell at them without fighting back or snapping on them
I can't believe Tim allows his parents to just yell at him like that he's so parent whipped
The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.
Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.