What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvette
For when you have a mixture of lots of alcohol and a little bit of Dr. Pepper and your mom asks what it is.
Mom: Hey what are you drinking?
Me: 100% Dr. Pepper.
A stern man named Daniel who keeps it spicy but isn’t as hot as the rest of the peppers.
We all went to the bar to get some ladies. Everyone but Dan was successful because he was the Anaheim Pepper that night.
When someone pours peppered soup into your penis at hot temperature
That Nigel Johnson peppered souped me
A fellatio given by a woman to a man who has covered his penis in Jalapeno extract. Typically, one would have a stranger (his name must be Phil,) masturbating in the corner.
Jill: I was giving Barack a Grilled Australian Pepper, but Phil looked way hotter.
Janett: You're a fucking slut, Jill.
Da act of sprinkling dried Piper nigrum or capsicum flakes into your mixing bowl while whipping up something "spicy 'n' savory".
Jay Bush's furry side-kick Duke is always trying to surreptitiously reveal da secret family recipe for baked beans to da public; his latest endeavor is to let slip da special food-pepperation details for their new "Sweet Heat" variety.
The look and length of a women’s armpit hair that creates the imagery of your favorite peppery seasoned dish.
Me: Hey babe your pits are looking peppery I like it!
My wife: oh you know me…. “Pricilla Pepper Pits!