A phone that is better than any other phone
What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone
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When in a remote location with poor cellular coverage, it's the one spot you can stand in where you can actually make a call.
There was no cell coverage on our camping trip, but I was able to find a phone booth at the corner of the woods.
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holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo
dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!
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Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."
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You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
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when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
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When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.
After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
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