Pussy poke

Sitting on the top of a house naked being poked in the pussy by the tiles

Yesterday I got Pussy poked

Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go

A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake

Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.

Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.

I got a poop poking today.

Pokees

A cringy term for cuddies

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."