poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

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poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

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Poon-town

A slang and shorter way to say let’s have sex.

I want to take you to poon-town

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Poon Vomit

The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.

Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).

douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!

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New Poon

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon

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Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

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Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

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