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dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus February 22, 2018


Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president

Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist

by baller ass productions May 15, 2018


Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.

Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020


Pumpkin Soup

A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.

Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.

by realmendonteatsoup July 18, 2024


muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017


pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016


Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023