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The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.
I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
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a sexual manouvre so controversial, so vile, so gut-wrenchingly disturbing that it cannot be explained on this website. it makes felching look like having tea with you grandma. it makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a couple of frigid nuns.
they do not sell this at wendys
she was giving me the shits so i gave her a purple milkshake. that shut her up.
eg to a partner/sibling/child as a form of discipline: "if you're going to behave like that i'm going to be forced to give you a purple milkshake"
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A purple goose is when a male chokes his penis till it turns purple then puts a goose call in their partnes mouth and proceed to screw a girl in the butt unknowingly untill she blows the call.anal dick alaskan pipeline
I pulled the purple goose on that chick last night.
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Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
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A very sticky,danky,potent strain of marijuana.
Yo man is that purple cush
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a penis that had got some "shit on that shit" from dippin in a blue waffle
yo ninja did you here phillip got a purple pancake after doing kristen and her blue waffle
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Some gucci shit comprised of typically Sprite/Mountain Dew and prescription grade cold Syrup.
Ay dawg, want sum purple drank?
aight sure shawty give me sum of dat
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