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When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Like a layer of puss over your eye clouding your vision
Wow I must have puss eye right now
When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.
Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss
Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.
Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.
A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.
Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.