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the act of getting extremely mad out of impulse and yelling at someone or something
rhonda: sorry i stepped on your shoes.
shoehead: WHAT THE FUCK!! THESE ARE MY NEW JORDANS!
rhonda: it was an accident!
shoehead: its good. sorry bout that, i always get rage blackouts about my shoes. i never even see them coming
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To subconsciously throw your cell phone across the room when the alarm goes off at 3 in the morning, resulting in damage to the phone, your belongings, and possibly one of your pets.
Johnson's ring rage was getting worse. He woke up to find his parakeet Samson dead with his Nokia embedded into his fair breast.
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the act of a girl so hormonal she feels the need to add EVERY "hot" guy she finds on a social site. These girls are generally predators, hunting for the kill..... not kill but you get the point. Okay hunting for the man..... yeah...
Girl: Oh my gosh that girl Dina is totally adding EVERY guy she finds on fb!
Guy: I know! She's so rage-hormoning!!
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Ripping someone off very bad, being extremely cheap
Michael- Yo Jebbadiah I havent had a drink for 3weeks, can you giv me some water?
Jebbadiah- I'll give u this half drank pepsi can for $3.50
Michael- ... Dammit man control your jew rage.
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a ginger with an insane rage problem that may infact end the world some day and can be set off like gun powder if you pull the smallest joke on the ginger and is only curible by eating a great tasting cliff bar
ginger rage
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This is when you are forced into developing your client's website to be compatible with IE6 (Internet Explorer 6), because a large percentage of their customers wear "special helmets" when they are allowed to go outdoors.
Recommendation: Blunt force trauma to be applied to your client, the nearest lackey, or yourself... actually destroying anything nearby will probably make you feel better.
I tied someone to railroad tracks cuz I had the browser rage!
She ripped out their hearth Temple of Doom style cuz she had the browser rage!
Mortal Kombat finishing moves would be like a pat on the back compared to the browser rage.
You made good use of your time at work curing that browser rage.
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Light Rage is the phenomenon of drivers purposely running red lights that are not camera monitored. Shok from JBM forums coined the phrase in 2006 after getting several tickets in the mail from running redlights. Whenever he saw and unmonitored light, he ran it on purpose.
In a fit of light rage, Gabe floored his Impala as the light turned red, getting back at the city for installing red light ticketing cameras around town.
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