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River Falls is a small and agricultural town in Wisconsin, USA. The UWRF (University of Wisconsin, River Falls) is located in the center of town and many residents are either college students (who never look before they walk across the road) or elderly. Young couples wishing to raise families often move/live here because of its 'small town vibe'.
It has the Kinnikinnick River (AKA 'the kinni'), a prime spot for kayaking, fly fishing, and feeding the ducks with your kids.
Despite a sign at the entrance to town that says something about "an inclusive community", the one by the largest place to shop, Shop-Ko, River Falls is predominantly white. There are good/intelligent people of diverse races, but a lot of the non-whites (and a lot of the whites as well, most of which are of the younger generation) are uneducated buffoons.
There is a surprising lack of activities for the youth that live in town or go to school in town, other than sports (which not everyone loves), so many of them turn to drugs or other things for entertainment. Attempts to make good places for the youth of River Falls have mostly failed (such as the Hot Spot), which pretty much sucks.
However, the education system is pretty decent, except for a general dislike of administrators (particularly at the high school) and lack of snow days. There are lots of kids getting good grades and drug free (but without a doubt bored out of their minds).
Driver: Hey, did we just hit something? I think I felt a bump.. or something...
Passenger: I think it was a college student. There isn't a crosswalk there, so they must have been texting. That's how it works here in River Falls, WI.
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uneducated buffoon #1: yo dawg lets go to bums.. timmy got some gud shit mayn, we gunna get so hiiigh
uneducated buffoon #2: yeaaaa man lets get high and not do our homewurk cuz there aint shit to do aroun' hurrr!
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Mom: Let's drink beer!
Dad: That's right, we live in wisconsin now, with our small and economically-aware young family! Yay, beer on sunday! Our taxes are high! Yay!
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Fly fisherman: ...
Hand me the bucket, jimmy. I caught me a biggun.
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The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.
Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
an absolutely rancid ass elementary whos students smell like corn
Girl: Hey, did you go to Cotee River elementary ?
Me: I wish i didn’t
When ya chick shits on yo dick.
My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.
Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.
Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.
The act of putting one's penis into a loose woman on her period.
Even though Levi's girlfriend was on her period, he decided to go Red River Rafting and plunged into that pussy.
Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim
Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy