Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate
Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues
The act of wearing tight pants and loose drawls, flaunting one’s package in a public environment.
“Look at that dude J-Rodding, it’s flying everywhere!”
When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days
Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
When a person eats a spicy pepper and proceeds to suck another person's dick. The penis reacts with the peppers, making it red and blistered, hence the name hot rod
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Hot Rod, I forgot she ate hot wings that night.
my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog
I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus