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Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.
Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub
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The sexual fetish act of rubbing your partners earlobe.
My girl loves the Highland ear rub.
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hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.
son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!
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This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"
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When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.
" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"
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When a dreadlocked jamaican takes some sand and jerks you off with it and then toaster
yo bro you going to the game tonight
nah b i need to get my jamaican dry rub
oh shit .... toaster
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Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|
"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"
"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"
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