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A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.
When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".
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The best thing to ever come out of Utah. Contains small pellet sized pasta, cool whip, mandarin oranges, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and a list of other secret ingredients that make it the shiznit. It is associated with hasty bowel movements and slight retardation.
"I went to Utah and all I got was this lousy Karl Malone t-shirt."
"Really? Because I went to Utah and all I got was a huge bowl of that frogeye salad and it put me in a coma."
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when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.
I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.
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When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities
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A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.
Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*
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