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middle easterns that can only go out at night because of the heat
All gas stations are run by sand moon crickets.
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When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
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Used appropriately, "knock the sand out" is an alternative way to tell a guy when he is being a pussy and needs to man-up. Origins of the original phrase "knock the sand out of your vagina..." can be found on an early season episode of South Park. (Cartman speaking to Kyle)
ESPN Reporter: Vince Young is being kept overnight at Vanderbilt medical center, his family and teammates fear he may be suicidal after today's loss and season-ending thumb injury which will need surgery.
Titans fan: Wow, VY... KNOCK THE SAND OUT!!!
When a public toilet becomes clogged, but people continually defecate into it, overfilling it with feces until the fecal matter stands on it's own weight in the bowl and over the toilet itself, often resembling a sand castle.
Man, did you see that sweet urban sand castle in the KFC bathroom?! It's getting huge !
Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
An uncommon (inexistant) mis-spelling of the phrase, 'Shits and gigs'. Shit sand gigs could be interpreted as jobs done at dodgy beaches, shit jobs involving sand, or bad music at a beach boys cover band music festival.
-- Oh no, Tracy said we were just doing it for Shits and gigs, but she meant the upcoming beach boy cover band festival in central coast!
- That sounds like a vast array of shit sand gigs, as opposed to a bunch of laughs with the lads, a whole lot of banter and tom-foolery for the shits and gigs.
Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"
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