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This phrase is used to describe what is happening when a person is scoring with so many people sexually during a summer or a "season" that they know they could never repeat or duplicate the experience. This is based off of Bernie Nicholls, a retired NHL hockey player, who once scored 70 goals and 150 points during the 88-89 season, but never once came close to that amount before or after that.
"Dude, these days every girl you talk to seems to want to get your number. You gotta keep this streak up, as this is your Bernie Nicholls season!"
During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.
"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
The time of year when it’s too cold to dress in small clothes and women rely on facial beauty to stand out. This is because of less focus on their body because of the full coverage clothing. Normally fall/winter time.
I can’t wait for pretty face season.
Starts on the day after Valentines, and goes until the end of March. People in relationships all get sidebitches and treat them like Kings and Queens
A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
A season where you have to wait 8 hour just to play a game!!!
Starts in 7:17:20 "omg fortnite season 5 is taking so long."
It's where you slap people asses to show respect and affection
Guys, it's slap that ass season.