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A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.
*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*
Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
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When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
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A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.
That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.
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The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance
c. Socially retarded
Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.
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Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.
1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!
Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.
2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.
Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!
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Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.
Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"
Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
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Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
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