see you next tuesday

Said to someone when you out smart them or otherwise pull a fast one on them. Originated from the punchline of a joke:

One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,

"Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday."

Man: "Hey, that jerk just stole my wallet!"

Thief: "See you next Tuesday!"

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see what had happen was...

This is how you know some one is lying.

See what had happen was....

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okay i see you

a compliment, used normally when seeing someone on a device

Look at who I pulled dude! *shows picture of girl*
Okay okay i see you

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hee haw see saw

One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.

The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.

The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.

Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.

Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”

Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”

Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”

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I Don't see color

Having the privilege of not being reminded by society that your skin color makes a difference in the society.

Keith, "nice to meet you!"
Alan, "Nice to meet you too, DAWG! I'll have you know, I don't see color?"

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i see you out there

When your G is about to partake in "mackin'" or he is about to, the phrase: "i see you out there" is used to invigorate the "macker" to get ready to blow the "mackee"'s mind.
Can also be used just to pump up the person who you are saying it too
Similar in use to the phrase "i see you" even though that is of a less awesome degree

TG - "Yo mah nigguh i see you out there"
Daniel - "I do it like i see it sonnnnnn"

*evan is about to get his mack on
TG - "I SEE YOU MY NIGGA"
Evan - "YEEE NIGGA"

Flo Rida - I see you D. Guetta!
No Flo Rida...you see him out there

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

What someone says as they cover their eyes and pretend to be invisible. They are looking for attention, so give them some, THWAP!

Sween - (covers eyes) You can't see me!
John - (smacks sween in the back of the head) Now I see you, you little rascal!

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