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Shitting a dart
When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole
Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.
Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.
Shart is a fart and shit at the same time.....
It is literally in the name.
A fart and shit at the same time.........
It literally says it in the word.
I'm going to shart yourself