FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.

"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."

7👍 26👎

Shop cock

Some one who has had or wants to have plastic surgery on there dick!

James: Mine is so small i need plastic.
Gerard: Fucking shop cock

6👍 22👎

Fuck Shop

Exclamation of complete and total frustration.

Fuck Shop, i can't get this fuckin' lid off the pickle jar.

6👍 22👎

Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

9👍 42👎

Tofu Shop

The new name for "The Crab Shack"

Have you gone to the Tofu Shop lately?

2👍 5👎

Corner Shop

A corner shop is a phrase (commonly used in Great Britain) for a typical shop that fits these qualifications:
1) Is on a corner
2) Raises prices of items.

Person 1: Man, I want sweets!
Person 2: Well, you're going to have to get them from the local corner shop

3👍 5👎

Window shopping

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.

Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?

4👍 17👎