Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

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OSX-shopping

When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC you (most likely) are window-shopping.

Are you going to buy anything?

No I'm just OSX-shopping.

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FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.

"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."

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Shop cock

Some one who has had or wants to have plastic surgery on there dick!

James: Mine is so small i need plastic.
Gerard: Fucking shop cock

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Fuck Shop

Exclamation of complete and total frustration.

Fuck Shop, i can't get this fuckin' lid off the pickle jar.

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Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

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Tofu Shop

The new name for "The Crab Shack"

Have you gone to the Tofu Shop lately?

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